Dave's Holiday Wish List

Working for Altitude-Sports has its perks. Since I've started here, I've been exposed to a whole new world of clothing, gear, and equipment. I get to try out different coats, gloves, sleeping bags, and backpacks. I get to fondle coyote fur all day without having to buy a Canada Goose jacket (or get bitten)!

a coyote eating my christmas dinner

Although I have to admit, the most amazing thing I've discovered since my arrival has got to be the discovery of Merino wool. I tell you, there's nothing like having one of those sheep close to your naked skin.

But I digress...

The problem is, however, that working here is a double-edged sword. I may have become knowledgeable about, and even fallen in love with tons of brands and products, but this has left me wanting to equip myself with more and more. And I'm not about to stop paying rent just so I can completely drape myself in Merino wool. So my brain had an idea.

Brain: Hey Dave!

Me: Yes Brain?

Brain: Wouldn't it be great if you shared your wealth of knowledge with the rest of the world? Wouldn't it be great if others knew what you did?

Me: I guess so... could you elaborate?

a brain that isn't mine

Brain: Well, instead of being a whiny selfish jerk who always complains about the cool stuff he doesn't have, maybe you could suggest your favorite things to others. That way, they can feel the joy of receiving something cool! And you will have indirectly contributed to their joy!

Me: I guess...

Brain: What do you mean, "I guess..."?

Me: I suppose I could do it... can it wait until next week?

Brain: What!?! No! Why don't you just do it now?

Me: I don't really feel like it right now. And I'm hungry. Can I do it after lunch?

Brain: Ughhhh.... fine... do it after lunch.

Me: Deal.

Brain: Wait! You're not lying to me, are you?

Me: Would I lie to you?

Brain: Yes

[...]

This went on for a hours until we got so hungry that we couldn't communicate any more. But after a hearty lunch, I decided to get on it. I compiled a list of products that tickle my tinsel. You know, the kind of stuff I'd want to find at the foot of my Festivus pole. It's not a huge list, just a handful of goodies.

So here it is (you can see photos of the products at the bottom of the page):

1. Leatherman Skeletool CX: This is a great light and compact multi-tool that has all the basics and looks awesome. For a person like me who's into cycling, I think it's a must have. I don't know how long I will be able to resist getting this one. It also looks like it would really come in handy for when I'm sailing.

2. Icebreaker Men's Beast 150 Relaxed Boxer with Fly: I've said it before and I'll say it again. I love Merino wool. I already have a bunch of these but I won't be satisfied until all of my underwear are replaced.

3. Outdoor Research Downmat 7 DLX: I've always prided myself on not being picky when it comes to sleep. I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere. But after having tried this mat in-store, and feeling the difference in comfort and warmth, I will gladly throw my pride out the window for this kind of coziness. Also, I've never used a mat that was so easy to inflate.

christmas morning, 1864

4. Mammut Guide Radial Glove: This is the most comfortable pair of softshell gloves I've ever tried on. Surprising dexterity and sensitivity. I would sleep with them on. I can't justify buying a pair because I already have gloves. That being said, if I received them as a gift, I wouldn't return them.

5. Klean Kanteen 20oz Stainless Steel Wide Mouth Insulated Bottle: This is a handsome, insulated, stainless steel, BPA free bottle. It's got a wide mouth, making it easy to clean. They also offer interchangeable caps depending on your needs.

6. MSR Dragonfly: This is the perfect stove for traveling. You can use a whole array of fuels including unleaded auto fuel! I've heard from friends that there's just no comparison when it comes to precision cooking.

There you have it! My short but sweet Christmas list. You can count on these products to make any outdoor type happy. And if anyone I know is out there reading this: I love you more than that other person does.